Opinion

Here’s your sign

9 a.m., Saturday.

You’re inside your living room when a black pickup cruises past your home slowly. The couple inside the truck is eyeballing your home, scoping out the scene. 

Good thing you’ve installed a surveillance cam on the front porch. 

Are they porch pirates? Too bad you don’t have one of those exploding glitter boxes that . . .

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