To the Editor:

Most should get a lump of coal in their stocking but here are a few more that might help.

Hearing aids for the mayor as anything you say to her “falls on deaf ears,”  eye surgery for the council as they seem to “turn a blind eye” to stuff that almost slaps them in the face, a one way bus ticket back to Southern California as someone keeps trying to turn Keizer in to where they came from down there, some snake oil as it would be cheaper than some of the stuff they have been sold, and the one I think that would benefit Keizer is Lake Oswego’s sign ordinance that is short and sweet!

I am sure the citizens of Keizer could fill a sled with suggestions.

Peter DeBeck